ADFE04
RECEIPT #004
FILED UNDER: DINER-ADFE
DATE: 2/17/96
EMPLOYEE #1313
Crap. Crap. Crap. I wasn’t actually expecting my plan to work. Uh… Well… crap. I think… I think I’ve been kidnapped? Well, uh, “detained,” by the Satan Suckers. I have no idea where I am. [CADCOM ERROR: LOCATION UNAVAILABLE. REATTEMPT LOCATION PING.] Where any of us are. [CADCOM ERROR: LOCATION ERROR. 33] I’m with the other students, at least. But we’re in some sort of… I don’t know… Warehouse? Or maybe we’re underground. [CADCOM ERROR: LOCATION ERROR. 33] It’s really dark and damp and kinda gross. As far as I can tell, we’re alone, at least. It reeks of some sort of chemical or something that is burning my nose. [CADCOM ERROR: LOCATION ERROR. -11E] I’ve been trying to figure out how to send my location to the other CaDComs so you guys can come and save us. No luck yet. I keep tapping the “Location” button, but it isn’t doing anything! [CADCOM ERROR: LOCATION ERROR. 35] Ugh! Well, at least once I send this out, you guys will know that I’ve been kidnapped if you haven’t already been alerted by my brother and my parents. Then again… it wouldn’t be the first time I’ve snuck out on a Friday night without telling anyone. I guess Abigail was right. My sinful ways have finally started to catch up to me.
Well… hopefully, you guys can find us. Sorry for… uh… doing this without telling anyone first. Sorry, Red.