DPG06
RECEIPT #006
FILED UNDER: DINER-DPG
DATE: 10/01/95
EMPLOYEE #53
Hate to be the bearer of bad news, gang, but… bad news. Remember how the S&P was after our beloved Cafe mascot, François? Flower did manage to lose ‘em back in Sin City, but it seems they’ve turned their attention back on us. I’m almost surprised it took them a whole month to link this back to the Cafe. You’d think Five would’ve just followed #26 here. Or maybe Five was waiting on Alfa-Approval to come to get our goat. Literally.
Whatever the case may be, I caught wind that Five is in town with Joliette, Rimouski, and Estire. Now, the Quebecers, I can understand Mr. Domenech is right up their alley. But, Five of Lima? Now that is a strange addition to this little search party. For our new employees who might be less familiar with the S&P Divs (who am I kidding, your parents work there, so this is mostly for #35’s sake), Quebec handles customers same as us. Lima looks into Zoltar-type business, if you catch my drift. And Five happens to be the head of division Lima, at least last I heard anyway. Maybe her dragging around the Quebecers is some form of punishment.
Regardless, Five is not a salt shaker I’d like to tip over, personally. She didn’t get to be head of Lima because she had good grades. I doubt we can do anything to meaningfully hide François from her. The best I can do is delay them by a week or so with the usual spins. Well… maybe. I don’t know. If Five gets a hold of me, she can stir up any coffee I might try and serve her. It’s worth a shot, at least. Hopefully, #26 figures out how to get her little buddy home safely soon.