RURM01
RECEIPT #001
FILED UNDER: DINER-RURM
DATE: 3/31/96
THE OWNER
Another exciting month passes us by, and what an odd one at that. Of course, there was the roughly weeklong game hosted by our dear friend, the Gameshow Host. We won his prize thanks to everyone’s collective efforts and #44’s critical breakthrough. And #1313 and #53 went out to gather a customer’s nose drippings for our injured patron, Mr. Trigano. Worse, it would seem that the Open Doors Church has been pondering the Gospel of John as of late. Should the planets align how they’d like, well, they might end up with a four-day miracle on their hands.
So, looking forward to April, noted to be the cruelest of months, we’ll need to ensure that no syzygies can be had by the Open Doors Church. Additionally, as noted by this new receipt chain, we’ll need to deal with Mrs. Aka’s unwanted influences, which seem to be spreading at an alarming rate. Lastly, on our prospective agenda, #26 has expressed interest in serving Mrs. Tyron in Evergreen. If she spends another month out-of-state, I’ll start to suspect she’s avoiding us. Of course, her work with Mr. Trigano involving Mrs. Middletown does have an impact on Mrs. Pleasant and potentially the Church as well. Even if it didn’t, there is no requirement that all of our efforts must be focused on Padre 24/7, is there?
And before I wrap this monthly recap up, I just wanted to check in on everyone. Is everyone doing alright? I realize that things have been hectic lately. Then again, I suppose they always are, aren’t they? I know that I am often hard to reach, but if anyone is beginning to feel overwhelmed, please reach out. Just because my office door is closed doesn’t mean I am. I’ll be there for you; I swear on the morning star.
Yours breeding lilacs,
Deficient, Composite, and always Highly Abundant