SQKR01
RECEIPT #001
FILED UNDER: DINER-SQKR
DATE: 3/15/96
EMPLOYEE #1313
Yuck. Snot? Seriously? That’s not what I signed up for when I agreed to work here. Why do I have to be the one to go get it, anyway? Couldn’t #71, or #17, or #62 do it? If it has to be me, couldn’t you just take my twin? Same difference, right? At least #53 gets to suffer with me. Well, whatever. I assume everyone’s on the same page, but if not, #26 needs some snot from Mr. Cox to help Mr. Trigano, so #53 and I have to go get it. I’ll say it again: gross.
Of course, Mr. Cox isn’t a local customer or whatever, so we need to plan out our travel to and from. He’s supposed to be in Quaker, which is not exactly a day trip from the Cafe. Oh. That’s why you guys picked me, huh? Because I don’t care about missing school? I think, honestly, the opposite should be true. #44 can AFFORD to miss school, me? I probably need all the school time I can get. Oh. No. Wait. If #44 misses class, who will I copy from? Okay. I talked myself into it, so I guess I’m the booger fetcher now. Great.
Before we head out, #26 said she’ll send over some important details regarding Mr. Cox. Once we get that, it’s up to #53 to plan out our trip and stuff. We also need to decide what we’re going to actually do with Mr. Cox after we swipe one of his tissues or whatever. Is it going to be like a full service, or…? Because if he’s here in the States, shouldn’t we try and book him a flight home? Or is he supposed to be here? Questions hopefully #26 will answer.