TTE03
RECEIPT #003
FILED UNDER: DINER-TTE
DATE: 0E/24/95
THE OWNER
Well I spoke with “John” from the message board. He takes his coffee with hazelnut creamer, that’s for sure. Disregard his nonsense and instead enjoy a nice cup of coffee. Sometimes it’s the least significant things in life that bring us joy, no?
In any case, it turned out to be a whole lot of nothing. I’ve requested he remove his messages and destroy his hard drives, just in case. Wouldn’t want to get greedy. Ah, but see there? I’ve said too much already. John Doe should no longer be a problem for us. Besides we have bigger, more religious fish to fry.
Tongue-tiedly yours,
The Owner