ABE01
[BRANCH] LONG ISLAND
[SERVER] EMPLOYEE NO. 161
[DATE] 7/26/22
[INDEX ID] ABE01
[SECURITY] DINER
i dont want to serve daiquiris tbh. its not fun and we arent making a lot of progress with it either. i think id rather leave it to the cowboy and theater twink to worry about. of course, numero ocho pero ahora tres, doesnt want me to just sit around all day either. that’s fair. my talents are simply better used elsewhere! and, im not the only one whos been sitting around all day—no. vi and no. 71 also got in trouble for it. so! to rectify the situation all three of us are going toooooooooo…
sit around some more. together though. in the same room and stuff. i mean come on talk about a dream team huh? you’ve got:
THE AUGUR OF SHEER WILL AND MISTRESS OF THE ARCHIVES
THE SECRET OF SCHMOOZING AND KING OF CONNECTIONS
AND ORANGE!!!
and with our powers combined im sure we can figure out some sorta way to actually piece together what really went down in eden all those years ago because the snake aint helping much. im on auguring duty, tugging at the threads recklessly until one of em gives. 71 is doing his thing, flipping through his rolodex and looking for any possible connections he might have that could help. and orange is shifting things around in the hope that one of his scramble ups might give us the answer we need. its big brain time folks and when the three of us piece this whole puzzle together you can shower us in adoration and praise and maybe some power of the elements packs. im want to build a madolche vernuslyph deck ifykyk.
(and really id rather mess around with these two in the long island cafe than do actual daiquiri-serving. jeeeez. have you see some of those guys? scary!)
love u all vv much <3 <3!!!
remember to be try and be useful even when you don’t want to be