GAS05

[BRANCH] ASTORIA

[SERVER] EMPLOYEE NO. 44

[DATE] 1/11/22

[INDEX ID] GAS05

[SECURITY] DINER

Goodness me, I have noticed an awful lot of… “fluff” on the CaDCom lately. Particularly I’ve noticed it pop up under this receipt category, “GAS.” I started this receipt category to discuss some particularly chilly secrets, though lately it seems to have been hijacked by No. 2312 and No. 53. Children, please do not clog up the CaDCom system with your… I’m not really sure what it is you are trying to do. Tell a joke? Ramble and rave about nothing? Perhaps it’s a “meme” I am not understanding. Regardless, it is very disrespectful to put out these strange meaningless receipts. Not only to your fellow CaD Staff, but to the patrons as well. Can you imagine how confused they must be trying to follow your postmodern nonsense?

While I am on the topic of the “GAS,” it is not only No. 2312 and No. 53 who have been messing around with it. It seems that a Non-CaD member has also been using it without permission. How terribly naughty of them. To be quite honest I am tempted to just close the tab here and now, but I feel there is still a use for this category should things go further from A to Z. Though, I have no intention of going that far myself. So if you were expecting something else from this receipt I am sorry to disappoint. That being said, I am happy to discuss this matter further with all affected parties over a cup of coffee. In the meantime, please refrain from using the CaDCom channels inappropriately. Thank you darlings. 

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