TOS04
[BRANCH] LONG ISLAND
[SERVER] EMPLOYEE NO. 116
[DATE] 4/18/22
[INDEX ID] TOS04
[SECURITY] DINER
Hoo-boy who’d of thunk lookin’ for a tiny little stone in a whole city would be like finding a needle in a haystack. I reckon if the stone is still here, what’s the odds some random tourist type picked it up years ago and put it in their little rock collection, what have you? I mean, here’s the thing, I appreciate what Abner’s done, right? These little rocks ain’t something you’d want getting’ into the wrong hands. So it makes perfect sense to want to squirrel ‘em away somewhere safe and out of sight. But bless his heart, he didn’t WRITE DOWN WHERE HE LEFT IT!
I mean, the other Langleys just had it on them. Though I suppose when you’re up north, ain’t much point in hiding it away. Especially if you’re spending your time sippin’ on coffee with cream. Who’s gonna try and take if from them? Exactly, no one. At least No. 26 had the smarts to keep his in a vault. A vault which, mind you, he had the combination to WRITTEN DOWN. I mean, I’d have been shocked if an Actuary like him didn’t keep some sort of meticulous records.
Now you must be wonderin’ why I’m tugging at your ear here. Or, uh, eyes, seein’ as you’re probably reading this. I’ll tell ‘ya the truth; I’m just tired of lookin’ for that dang stone. So, I’m making myself look right busy here on this CaDCom. I also guess just to let everyone know, we haven’t found Abner’s stone yet too. Makes me wonder, if each stone is tied to a celestial body and/or plane, what planet is everyone? I reckon Solomon’s got the Sun. No. 26’s got the Otherside, no doubt. Enoch and Antionette strike me as Mercury and Venus. And I bet you Abner got saddled with the Moon.
Alright, alright, I gotta get back to looking now. Pray for us.