ULDH04
[BRANCH] PALM BEACH
[SERVER] EMPLOYEE NO. 224
[DATE] 9/19/22
[INDEX ID] ULDH04
[SECURITY] DINER
NO. 116 HAS FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME! YES, ME! I suppose it makes sense that he forgot, because, you see, I have a very extra secret special job that I will tell you about now. No. 6 has put me in charge of THE GRAND CROSS COUNTRY RALLY UP! YES! It is a very, yes very, official-sounding job, don’t you think? And it’s a job that only I can do!
You see, I wanted to know how I could help, because I haven’t had much to do lately, so No. 6 did a tarot reading for guidance on where I’d best fit. And do you know what card she kept pulling? Over and over, she kept drawing ZERO!! THE FOOL!! Can you believe it? I simply could not! No. 6 said—this is what she said, she did in fact say this—she said that I’ve always been associated with the Fool card. So, I did a bit of research, and this is what I found. I found that the Fool is a card of UNLIMITED potential and BIG, HUGE, CRAZY journeys.
And so, and so, and yes, this is what No. 6 and I decided I should do! I should go out on another big journey like I’ve done before because I’m certain to find my way to something important. It’s not my first time going off on my own, but this time will simply be—yes, it will simply be THE BIGGEST! I will be going all over the world, across both the United States AND Canada, and I will find us the perfect answer to help pay off the Cafe and Diner’s big, BIG debts. I was going to roundhouse kick Miss. Fitch or something, most probably like that, but this is a good use of my time too! I’m not sure when I’ll be back, but that’s simply the best part—I know that I will be!
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