C-CUTC-013

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Barista: Jenny Wells

Date: Dec-10-2019

Receipt: C-CUTC-013

Subject: Corpses

Okay, okay, okay—so hear me out. HEAR ME OUT!

What if—and this is purely hypothetical (but also, recent reports suggest otherwise)—the Hollywood Sign is █ ██████ ██ ███ █████████? Not just any ██████, mind you. A massive, uber-mega, king-sized ██████ straight to our dear friend ████████’ ███████ ██ ███ ██████-████ ████.

I mean—she’s already got a hoof (foot? hoof? hoof.) in SoCal via her nightclubs, yeah? So, what if she’s working on something bigger? Badder? A nightclub to end all nightclubs?

You’ve heard the reports from the tourists, right? The screaming? The moaning? The distant, anguished cries of the damned? Normal tourists are like, “Oh, it’s just the wind.” Just the wind. Ha! That’s what they want you to think. But I know better. We know better. And even they seem to know better. That’s real-ass screaming. ███████ ██ ███ ████.

So, obviously, I took a little detour up there last night—you know, for science—and let me tell you, the vibes? Off the charts. There’s something big happening under that sign. Something… ████. Or █████. ███████? ████████, perchance? I don’t know. Usually, ████████ ██████ aren’t so… vocally upset █████ █████ ██████.

My best guess? ███ █████████’█ █████. Lines up with those historical "haunting" reports—except we all know ghosts aren’t real. ██████? ██████ ███ ████ ██ ████.

So I’m gonna see what my ██████ sight can… well… see. If there’s a big ██████, I’ll spot it on the █████████. If there isn’t a big ██████, maybe there’s a little one. Like, ███ █████████-sized. Probably not high-priority, but I remember seeing Asmi’s name pop up on a few receipts a while back, and even if it isn’t her—we should probably still investigate the whole literal death screams situation, yeah?



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