C-CUTC-015
Barista: Amber Ingram
Date: Dec-11-2019
Receipt: C-CUTC-015
Subject: Division Zulu
Okay, Alex. You need backup.
I’m all the way in, baby. All the way in. So deep in—mm… ████. ███████ ██████ ███ █████. █████ █’██ ██████ ███ ██████ █ ███.
So—there’s a swarm of secretive little Zulus buzzing around the Hollywood Sign, eh? We need stealth first, chaos later. Look, I love a more bombastic approach. Really, really do. But Zulus see through my crap faster than anyone else. And I bet they see through yours too. Isn’t that right, ██. ████?
So we keep it quiet. Heads down. Ears open. See what’s cooking before we smack that hornet’s nest with our own ████████.
We’re gonna need: Night vision gear. An ███████ ███ scanner. ███ ████████. CaDComs (which should handle the rest). Buuuut we’ll probably need backup comms in case Zulu’s signal jamming goes beyond their usual tricks. Don’t worry about that. ████’█ ███ ██████ ██████ ███ ████.
Oh! Maybe some ██████████ ██████ ███—Jenni can whip something up, right? Or maybe that new kid—Icky? Bet he █████ ████ █████ ██████ ███ █████’ll be spitting on us.
████ ██ the bear ███ ██████ in ███ ███.
█████ ██ the bear ███ sleeps in █ ██████.
██████ ██ the bear who sleeps ████ ███ █████.
Look, I know we all have our issues with Zulu—some more personal than others—but let’s not make them the problem just yet. Let’s see what they’re up to first. If we don’t like it, then we ruin their day the Cafe and Diner way.
But also—do we really need to be pissing off the sycophants of another member of the Cold? We just finished picking up the pieces from last time. And those pieces? Burnt to shit. In case you somehow forgot.
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