ADDY01
NUMBER: ADDY01
PRIORITY: DINER
DATE: 13-7-17
CUSTOMER & ORDER: FLORIDA, LATTE?
SERVER: PAYROLL
Hard pass on going to the Everglades. You two knock yourselves out. I’ll stick to the beaches. Though, I might have to head back down to the Keys after all. I’m not sure if it’s ANOTHER side effect of Pleasant’s disasters or whatever, but there have been numerous reports of another customer causing trouble down there. And by causing trouble, I mean, he’s missing. Well, I guess it could be unrelated to Pleasant, as this customer is actually a well-known local. Florida.
Yep. The Florida. Mrs. Florida, in the older Cafes. Well-known scumbag. He’s never really caused that much trouble for the Cafe, mainly due to him being on the opposite side of the country, but he still got into enough trouble that we had a file on him. Now, I’ve put him down for a latte, but… if anyone would be able to pass Aka’s weird little game, it might just be Florida. Or, considering he’s missing and whatever, it could be that the Dark just decided to take him and induct him that way. That’s the thing about Florida… he’s… well, he’s easy to pick up. Limp. Lifeless. Doll-like.
Now, he is missing, true, but if a tourist were to go down to see him (and he is actually a genuine tourist attraction because, of course, he is), they’d still see “him.” He’s got a crapload of different doubles that he jumps between. The only reason anyone noticed he was missing in the first place is that his current double, his main double, the one that sits in the museum, isn’t doing anything. Sure, he doesn’t do much to begin with, but he still does a lot sitting in his little glass box. It’s worth looking into, at the very least.