NDP01
NUMBER: NDP01
PRIORITY: DINER
DATE: 2-11-17
CUSTOMER & ORDER: THE SOCIETY
SERVER: MANAGER
Right. Well, I was ‘oping we wouldn’t have jellied eel with these pricks. The bleedin’ Society of Nom de Plume, that is. Stiff, uptight, pompous bunch they ‘re. They have these magic books, choice? And these books let them jump around from moment to moment as if they were watching Jackanory. Of course, they can also rifle range the ‘nory if they don’t like the endin’. Meaning this hoppin’ pot has a ridiculous amount of power, and no one really ever tells them “No.” Well, that’s not entirely true. I suppose the IRIS Company has taken a few swings at the booky-blokes in the past. That was before they all started getting buddy-buddy.
Clock it like this, the IRIS Company has been tryin’ to make peace with the Society. Get them on their side. So, to do this, they’ve been intermingling and mixing their members ‘round. Now, whose wise idea might that have been? Right, me ‘alfwit brothers. It’s just like them to empower the loons with nickel and dimed books. So now, the Society gets to jump around all timey wimey like they’re bloody David Tennant in a pinstripe whistle with the full support and backing of the entire IRIS Company. Course, that’s all peachy until there’s a traitor in the Society who has full access to their extensive library of books and cabinets of dangerous gadgets and gizmos, choice?
Before you lot start wondering, gee, did you ever see Kathy Burke with ‘em? No. I did not. I only know so much about them because of how prominent they are in the UK Everton Toffee scene. When I was with IRIS, the chuffin’ Society was still very much a public nuisance, and we dealt with them as such. Now the Society has come across the pond to give ideas to the Dark about how they can Mae West break and bend nickels and dimes to achieve their goals. Golden dove it. You know I’m going to be having a right severe rin tin tin wag with me older brother over this whole mess. If the House’ll let ya’ it was his idea to hop over here, just to be my Barney Rubble.