BAS04
EMPLOYEE NO. 53
DATE: 2-23-2020
FILE REFERENCE: BAS04
TOTAL: $8.88?!?
I’m glad the big guy knows he couldn’t possibly take me down. You don’t mess with crazy. Though I will say I am wounded that he thinks I’ve been just taking a vacation in Japan. For what it’s worth, a lot of places are actually closed right now, No. 4. And the places that are open? Are kinda gross. Not gross in a fun way, but gross in a stinky otaku kind of way. However, this whole Mrs. Mizuki order got me thinking. Thinking, thinking, thinking. And what happened with Miss. Satsuki? Oh, boy, that gave me a big think. GIGABRAIN MODE ACTIVATE!
I could be right, I could be wrong, but I don’t think that’s actually Mrs. Mizuki. It’s still too soon to say for certain but I think I’m starting to get a good idea of where the Amazake doth flow. Or at least what it should look like, anyway. See, I think it’s probably one big ol’ parade. A bunch of guys marching in the night. Hey! That actually doesn’t sound too bad. “Nightmarch.” I like it! We’ll go with that for now. Why? Well, there isn’t really a direct place Amazake could otherwise flow from.
See, with Apple Juice there is a sort of vague mythical island we can tie it all up to. And Ichor, well that comes from a real enough place, but I think there’s probably another version of it that’s more in line with what’d you expect to find from our Ichor distribution center. And Mead? I think Mead is a whole mess of nine separate places. Not really a direct answer, sure, but none of these specialty drinks seem to come from as solid of a place our original seven drinks do. So, when it comes to Amazake, I think it’s probably from someplace shrouded in darkness lit up by an endless rave. And while I think Mrs. Mizuki has probably been to that rave, I thin this Mrs. Mizuki has been misidentified… Give me another 119 minutes and I can probably close this case.