ENO07
MANAGER NO. 2
DATE: 3-23-2020
FILE REFERENCE: ENO08
TOTAL: PRICEY
Wow, this has not been going well at all, has it? I gave you all a good, no great, motivational speech, didn’t I? What more do you want from me? I must say, I am a tiny bit disappointed with my Cafe and Diner. I was negging you earlier if it wasn’t clear. I fully expected you to have this whole Elder fiasco cleared up by now, but there are still a half dozen Tsjs lumbering around, and the Alkawhatever is still hopping around after almost killing one of you. Shameful work, minions.
At least you aren’t all worthless. Thankfully No. 3, No., uh, The Bright-Haired One, and No. The Annoying One were able to secure the Pearl for me. However—it would seem that the Pearl is only a piece of the bigger picture. Figures. Nothing ever comes easy. Well, I want you to hold onto that Pearl for me and find the rest of the pieces, alright? You can do that much, can’t you? And seeing as we have what we came here for, we should probably get going before the Tsjs turn New Orleans into Old Orleans.
…You won’t leave until this mess is cleaned up, huh? Gah, goodie-two-shoes, the lot of you. Fine, fine, fine—but I’m going to expedite the process a bit. I think it’s time my younger brother does his job for once and takes these miscreants back to his Tide. I’ll let him know where he can find them and whatnot now that we’re done taking advantage of this chaos. Though the Monkey did end up escaping—that could be a problem. For me, more than any of you. That damned Monkey always gets his wrinkly mitts on my treasures. I’d kill him if I could. Not that it’ll matter soon. I’ll get all my stuff back and then some.
<3 M.