IFFA01
DATE: 12/13/2019
MANAGER NO. 5 & EMPLOYEE 17
TOTAL: $0.9 & £9.9
FILE REFERENCE: IFFA01
I don’t believe I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting Mrs. Weekend until now. And it was my pleasure.
Perhaps, that two-bit terpsichorean nuisance will now think twice before visiting us again next Friday. It was fun to dance with her though, it has been a while since I’ve had a good dance. And I must say, I’ve heard of Manager No. 5’s… talents, but it is something else to see them in person. If only he would apply himself more. But then again, did I ever apply myself at that age? I do wish he would just use his normal accent around us instead of that faux-cockney he puts on. But I suppose if it’s working for him, what do I care? I can only imagine the demons, and worse, he is running from.
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That was mad 6’s and 7’s! I didn’t know the pot and pan could read an’ write like that! Wow! That’s that Zulu power, innit? Or, what’s left of ‘is Zulu powers. Plus considerin’ ‘is patron has “left the building,” that is some impressive tit for tat tricks he was able to pull on old X’s and O’s Weekend. Speaking of the nasty bird, that’s the first for a nickel and dime I’ve met the creep. You would’ve thought she’d of been tied up in Umbra rank’s at some point, but I suppose she was busy helpin’ out that Cra bloke or whatever. I’m still peaches on what happened with all that, ‘cause you know, I was busy savin’ the bloody universe, eh!
But between me an’ 17 I don’t know why that miserable Weekend would even THINK about comin’ round our ‘allways again. Guess she really is itchin’ to hammer ‘n tack ‘er mince pie what Carpet nicked. I don’t think anyone’s told ‘er that it’s prolly ash now. Well, I’m sure she’ll piece that together eventually. Or just keep buggin’ us for it ‘til we punch out ‘er tab once and for all. But… you know, I’m kinda thinkin’, it could be like our own little ‘oliday, yeah? Friday-day. I’ll get hammerin’ ‘n tackin’ to you on that.