LCO06
DATE: 4-26-2020
UNREGISTERED FORMER CAFE AND DINER EMPLOYEE
FILE REFERENCE: LCO06
TOTAL: $WHAT IS THIS???
THIS IS NOT GOOD!
Well, okay, well, it is, and it isn't good. Okay, so the good news is that Cafe and Diner employees were able to find the Thunderbolt Keycard! Which, yes, that is very, VERY good! I was told, and this is what I was told; I was told by my boss Dolos that I was not to tell the Employees where the Thunderbolt Keycard was but, okay, but Dolos and Tisiphone did NOT say I couldn't help them to find it! And of course, I want to help the Cafe and Diner! I want to help one of my bestest buddies Payroll and her brother! (Even if she does not recognize me because of the many fancy hats which I have been wearing, I am sure) And yes, there is also the red-headed woman. I do NOT know who she is, but she seemed nice, so I wanted to help her out too.
OKAY, so then Payroll's brother told me the plan, and it was a VERY clever plan, and then we spent a few hours trying to find which room not only had the Keycard but which room WOULD have the Keycard. It was a very fun game, and I got to up and down the elevator SOOOOO many times. Up and down, up and down, up and down, it was very good fun. And then, after a few times up and down, Payroll's brother was able to figure out where the Keycard would be and OF COURSE, he was right because he is so very smart and clever. BUT, and okay, this is why I started writing this receipt; OKAY, THERE IS A BIG PROBLEM!
The Thunderbolt Keycard was guarded by a very tough customer! In hindsight, okay, in hindsight, we all should have seen this coming. It isn't even an anagram. It is simply backward. But still, now there is a very, VERY nasty customer on the loose, and Payroll and her brother and their buddy are trying not to die! Thankfully I am very safe where I am because I am an employee of the Hotel, so I am hiding in the back office. I think from the sounds of it, the other guests are also helping fight off this customer, but he is simply TOO large!!! We need someone who can deal with this, and that person HAS to be BIG GUY! I know that Big Guy could EASILY handle a customer like this. So please hurry, Big Guy!! I've made it so the Hotel should be back where it was when everyone showed up the first time.
(◕‿◕)