MAT01
EMPLOYEE NO. 611
DATE: 2-9-2020
FILE REFERENCE: MAT01
TOTAL: $3.19
I think… Well, I don’t know if that was Miss. Bad… or… someone who just looked a lot like her? I asked No. 4, and he said it couldn’t have been Miss. Bad because Miss. Bad’s got a more petite frame though there’s apparently no clear distinction between what makes a Miss. Bad looking customer and what makes a more… Edgar Allen Poe-looking customer. Though No. 4 was confident that No. 1313 would’ve known if Miss. Bad was more of a Poe than a… crow. Sorry, I know it’s a little more Cafe than Diner, but I had to take the rhyme! Anyway, there was certainly someone fluttering about the Cafe.
Another reason I’m not sure if it was Miss. Bad or not is because this customer had a very masculine-sounding voice. I know that there’s no correlation between how masculine or feminine someone’s voice is based on their title, but I was pretty sure Miss. Bad identified as a woman. Women? Well, see, that’s another reason that maybe it was Miss. Bad after all. She’s supposed to be able to throw her voice three ways, right? Maybe one of her voices just sounds very… deep. Like a raven! I guess crows can also have deep voices, but I looked it up on YouTube, and I could swear this customer sounded like a raven.
And Miss. Bad hasn’t been the only, as No. 5 would say, “bird” in the Cafe. We’ve really got to work on patching up some of the windows in here. I don’t think we’ll go all out and redo the stained glass or anything, but some boards or something. I mean, it doesn’t rain that often here, but we’d be in trouble if it did. Oh, and also keeping the general wildlife out of the Cafe would be nice too. I guess in that sense, I could’ve just been seeing things, but I’ll have No. 62 set up some sort of camera to keep an eye on who’s actually coming into the Cafe.