SRFD02
[Date | Oct-28-24]
[Barista | Lavender]
[Subject | Mrs. Jejune]
[File Reference | SRFD02]
He said what? Sorry—Diner—she said what? Jejune. She said that “we’ve never met.” Is she just glossing over the hell she put us through a few months ago? The whole surprise trip to Mexico? Her attempt to drag all of San Francisco down with her? And—ugh—what’s with her acting all buddy-buddy with Peppermint? I know Pep wasn’t really giving her the time of day, but still… he should’ve socked her right then and there. At least, that’s what I would’ve done. Actually… I think I’ll tag along with Caramel to the 16th Floor. No particular reason.
Now, if Mrs. Jejune actually made it out with a Slim Jim Fizz in hand—how? I mean, to be fair, I don’t totally understand the whole Mexico situation Between you and me. I get that Slim Jim Fizzes, like Mrs. Jejune, have this tendency to wander. They kind of slip out of Mexico on a visitor’s visa every so often. And yeah, I know Jejune should’ve been locked up in Tijuana for good, but whatever… I guess she’s back now. Not much we can do about the Slim Jim Fizzes.
The Red Mocho Koolers, though? Those are way more trouble and I’m glad we haven’t seen one of them pop up yet. They’re not supposed to leave Mexico at all—but they sure want to. And Hunchbacks? Well, they’re actually the least of our worries since they mostly stay tucked away down in the Yucatán. They don’t like being disturbed, and we don’t exactly want to disturb them either, right? Then we have the Hot Mummy types. Eugh. Personally, I’d rather not think too much about them. Thankfully they also keep to themselves… for the most part.
And then there are the folks who stroll into a regular old Cafe and Diner and order a single shot of Everclear. Yuck. I don’t know if there’s… more to Everclear than meets the eye, and I really don’t want to find out. And as far as I know, Everclear is just the head lady of Mexico herself.