YIFM01
[Date | Oct-26-24]
[Barista | Cherry]
[Subject | Mr. Dan]
[File Reference | YIFM01]
Oh boy, these lines are a mess. Hazelnut and I have been trying our best to shut them down, but nothing’s worked so far. I can’t even begin to guess what’s got them so tangled up, but hey, more business for us, right? Speaking of which, we’ve got a report of a customer—Mr. Dan—hanging around the Fred Meyer parking lot. He showed up right around noon and hasn’t caused too much trouble, aside from catching the eye of a few tourists. I think Hazelnut can spin it as a promotional event or something like that.
As for us? We should probably go ahead and serve Mr. Dan a quick cup of coffee and get him on his way back home to Ottawa. He could be a buddy from the Commonwealth of Mid-Ottawa, or just some random guy from the neighboring Allegiance. Either way, he’s from that neck of the woods. And he’s been known to be a bit of pervert—pretty horny, you know? And as far as his horniness goes, it goes all around from what I’ve heard. That’s how he got his “handsome” name, ey?
Mr. Dan’s a pretty easy customer, all things considered. Sure, you’ve gotta watch out for his toothy grin and the pointy bits, but he’s manageable. More than manageable—should only take one of us, and I bet Matcha would jump at the chance to see him in person. He’s not particularly rare—not in Canada, anyway—but they usually don’t cross the Rubicon into the States. Honestly, he just looks like any other typical customer from that region. Unless you think he’s good for a quick bite?
Eh—maybe I’ll tag along, if Matcha doesn’t mind. It’s not like I can do much else to help with this tangled mess of lines stretching north and south.