EAB05
Receipt: EAB05
Author: Capgras
Status: Open
Subject: Recap
Well, we’ve survived our first full month, gang. How’re we feeling? Me? Tired. Though I don’t know what I expected with a job like this. And you know, it’s kinda funny. I had 22 years to prepare for all of “this,” but it still feels like just yesterday I got a visitation from my very own mysterious benefactor. I was just a kid back then, man. Well, 23. But you know, when you’re an old guy like me, 23 feels so, so far away. Poor Twain; she only had 15 or so months to get ready for this role.
Anyway… it’s the monthly recap receipt popularized by the likes of none other than the Bastard of Baltimore himself. And I figure I’m close enough to the position of leader to write one. I asked Twain if she would rather, but she said, and I quote, “I’m not very good at staying ‘focused’ when I write receipts.” So, hopefully, that takes care of any concerns about how equal our partnership truly is. So. Cults and Esoteric Affairs. That’s our main thing, right?
As far as Cults go, we’ve run up against three cults directly: The Sacred Hall of Bingo, The Kings of Roses, and The Dying Sun. The Bingo Cult is a group of very dangerous cosmic nihilists who admittedly haven’t done anything yet. Yet. They’re worth keeping an eye on purely based on their members of ill-intent. Next up is the Kings of Roses, a weird blood-cult led by a tiny unkillable sweetheart. We need to deal with them before Rune reveals any of our particularly secret secrets. And lastly, the cult of the Dying Sun, also known as the Hyperions. Do they want to destroy the sun? Or something like that? In any case, they’re killing Elders. KILLING. ELDERS. Seven months ago, that would have been MIND BLOWING. It’s a little passé now, but still alarming.
As for the coming month, we have one more cult on our current list of notably dangerous cults. So, we’ll need to look into this Unidentified Cult Leader No. 4 and his “Cult of Personality.”