PSW02
PSW02 | 4/3/23 | Twain
It’s one of those “good news, bad news” kind of days. Good news? (Maybe even great news?!) Employee #62 of the First Cafe and Diner got in touch with me! Bad news? She’s “profoundly dissatisfied with the blatant display of unprofessionalism” and the “careless inclusion” of her full name in an “unsecured document.” Apparently, “this negligence is unacceptable.” Oof. Well, I suppose that is a fair point. I did go full first and last on her, which I don’t think even the Archives 1.0 ever did. Crazy how fast she was able to find out that I even did that—I’m guessing she has access to some pretty strong tools.
I’ve done my best to play the innocent fool (perhaps I am, even such a silly little guy), and I believe Employee #62 (more officially Agent Kikimora of the 20th Freezer Corps) has decided to take some sort of pity on poor Capgras & Twain. To be fair, we were sort of thrown into this wacky wild adventure with only about a year to prepare. And even then, we’ve only had this gig for like 2 weeks or so. And Kikimora’s been with the Freezer doing I.T. Security for, what, 26 years? Like, our bad for trying to set up an entire digital Archive largely on our own.
Also! Kikimora is thankfully not on Severny—she was indeed in… well, I don’t think she’d appreciate me saying where she was or what she was doing. But I think you can connect some of those dots yourself. But she should be stopping by our offices tomorrow to help out with the CSS and, hopefully, some of our security. I’ve never met her, but I’m sure we’ll get along. I’m a people person, after all! Unfortunately, Capgras will be out searching for this Sacred Bingo Hall or whatever. Hopefully, Kikimora sticks around to say hi to them. I think they left things on good terms.