SB301
Receipt: SB301
Author: Dover
Status: Open
Subject: Hyperion Cult
Oh! Oh! OH!! I've gotta go on this one too! Come on!! Please!! You saw how helpful I was on the last one! I've actually been meaning to go to the Manoir des Veines Noires to conduct some research. It's got a very strange bunch of customers there who might just have the secret soul-sauce I've been looking for! You know how Dingane has all of her weird freaky eating habits? And how those eating habits give her a lot of "strange sensations?" These guys have the same deal! It might just be the answer I've been looking for.
Of course… the main reason I haven't gone yet is… well… they aren't exactly "friendly." Or, well, you know, in diner-speak, they might be a little too friendly. They're hardcore isolationists who have developed a very strong distaste for outsiders. Mm… well, they actually eat outsiders. So, they have a pretty good appetite for them, but they don't like them. I mean, if my cool goth castle got bulldozed three times, I'd probably be annoyed too. Though, especially after helping the Morbid King kill off Mistress… uh… they aren't exactly liked in the Necropolis. Plus, the whole kidnapping and killing people thing.
BUT! I'm not afraid of some neck-biting nobodies. If things get dicey, I can just shift them out. I guess I don't know what their equivalent would be… It could be worse, to be honest. My shifting thing is more art than science, really. But usually, when I shift someone out, they're dazed for a few good seconds! Probably plenty of time to escape! Though… we'll probably need some actual muscle on this case. These bloodsuckers don't mess around. They're basically mini-Princes when you think about it. So, if we could have someone who could, you know, hit 'em or something while they're dazed, that'd be great.