DPSS05
RECEIPT #005
FILED UNDER: DINER-DPSS
DATE: 1/1/96
EMPLOYEE #62
I, for one, think it’s gross that the Owner is flirting with single parents. I get needing to “infiltrate” the SATAN S.U.C.K.S.S. moms—and three dads—but I don’t know why he thought putting his French charms on as many of them as he possibly could be a good idea. So now he has to duck and dodge multiple single parents, and it’s only made his reclusively worse. If you ask me, it’s more coping with the Lucy situation. Regardless it’s annoying that I need to run his groceries because “Tammy” and “Salvador” both shop at the same store.
At least his paranoia wasn’t unfounded—this time. I did see both Salvador and Tammy shopping today. I would be more concerned about how the Owner knows their schedules so well, but I’ve also seen a glimpse of his string board for each member of SATAN S.U.C.K.S.S. If he is anything, it is meticulous. I wasn’t able to gleam too much from my eavesdropping. Most of what they were talking about seemed to be about who the Owner was more serious about. I also had the deep displeasure of hearing Tammy suggest a “ménage à trois.” Yikes.
Of course, I wouldn’t make a receipt if all I heard were the gross details of these sad, sad middle-aged parents. No, Salvador and Tammy also were discussing the leadership of the cult—ah, sorry, committee. They never explicitly said the actual leader’s name, and, based on the Owner’s stringboard, he doesn’t know who it is either. They mentioned that some lady named Jan and another lady named Linda have become her eyes and ears and have started kicking people out of the organization who weren’t “worthy.” Apparently, it’s gotten pretty ugly. Salvador even mentioned secret loyalty tests, and Tammy said she heard they were closer to that of an inquisition.