C-TWT-006
Barista: Kyle Alder
Date: Feb-2-2020
Receipt: C-TWT-006
Subject: Witches
Just checking in—everyone drinking water? If not, start. If yes, good. Keep it up.
Otherworld or not, nobody wants to get █████ or dehydrated. I know everything here feels… unreal. Trees whispering, sky humming, rules made out of rhymes, but your body’s still your normal squishy mortal human body, you know. Treat it like one.
This isn’t my first █████████-hop, unfortunately. Last time we did this kind of blind jump, it was back at the Third Cafe. ███████ had just finished his stupid ███████████████████████. He cracked open the █████████████ to the █████████████ of █████████████, which, if you haven’t heard of it, is as bad as it sounds. Long story… and I’m sure it’s mostly written down in receipts somewhere in the CaDCom Database. But… Seth… he got pulled sideways into the █████████████. A real shitty place for a human to get stuck. Burning thorns, fields of shrapnel, ██████████████████████ galore. And we didn’t have time to prep. We just had to jump in.
And I’ll tell you what I wish I’d known then:
██████████, of course.
Weird chemical that for whatever reason keeps your senses wired just enough to avoid total spiritual dislocation. Even just a stick of Juicy Fruit gum has enough ██████████ to keep someone from the worst of █████████████████████████████████. But you know what else helps? Sleep. Not when you’re tired. When your watch says to. Other realms mess with circadian rhythm worse than our huge caffeine intake ever could. You could go three or even four days before realizing you haven’t really slept yet. According to our CaDComs, it’s already the 2nd… maybe even the 3rd. Hard to tell. We should sleep before leaving for Ériu.
And lastly, hydration. Always hydration. Even with a steady stream of yellow ██████████ your body is dealing with a low grade █████████████████████████████████ at all times and hydration helps. So… Hydrate or hallucinate. Your choice.
Decaffeinate Receipt
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